Gooch squinted into the dying sun and felt a twinge of fear creep into his bowels. Ever since he had volunteered for the mission he had been jacked on adrenaline, but now it was wearing off and he was beginning to feel scared and tired. Antediluvian said, “Gooch, you must go now to the top of the Mountain of Happiness. The dragon is inside of the cave at the very top. You must do anything you can to get the dragon to leave Pony Land and to never return.”
“But what shall I say? What can I do to make him leave? I mean, you don’t just tell a creature like that that it’s time to go. Please, Antediluvian, you’re the oldest and wisest pony in all of Pony Land, please tell me what to do.” Gooch was nearly begging the old pony. Antediluvian looked him right in the eye and spoke his words of wisdom.
“Don’t get all fucked up.”
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