“Take me with you. You promised. Please,” he begged. Tommy stopped and knelt down beside him. During the laser fight Tommy had scanned Wayne’s mind and had seen his dark intents regarding the cable company. He knew there was only one thing to do.
“Okay,” Tommy said.
“Oh, thank you. Thank you.”
“Harry, do you have a little energy left in you?”
I’m not dead yet.
“Okay, let’s work together on this one.”
Okay. Tommy moved towards Wayne’s head. He stood over his face so his feet were on each side of it.
“What are you doing?” Wayne asked.
“Don’t worry,” Tommy said. He scooted forward until his feet dug up underneath Wayne’s shoulders. Tommy communicated with Harry through their minds and Harry started to glow blue. Tommy then dropped his pants and underwear and slowly lowered his ball sack onto Wayne’s eyeballs. Tommy’s testicles began to glow red-hot and Wayne suddenly screamed in pain as Tommy’s balls melted through Wayne’s eye sockets and into his brain. Wayne’s body jerked once and then went limp. Tommy slowly removed his red-hot balls from Wayne’s head, and then pulled his pants back up.
“Those are the Hot Goggles,” Tommy said, “and they just saved cable TV.”
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