W ith apologies to Gospel writers St. Matthew and St. Luke, here is the Christmas story told, in 2019 Anno Domini style, on Twitter in 140 or fewer characters.
Whole Roman world go asap 2 own town 2 be enrolled. #CensusDecree
Going up fm Nazareth 2 Judea 2 Bethlehem. House of David. #Census. Couldn’t come at worse time. Mary expecting child any day now. Still pondering how I’m not father but have faith. #Miracle
#Miracle already explained. Remember dreams? The Lord is with U. #HighlyFavored!
Hope we make Bethlehem. Unto me according to Thy word really soon! #HandmaidOfTheLord
Anyone know good, inexpensive place 2 stay N Bethlehem? Me & wife. Donkey 2.
@Joseph, All guest rooms booked. #Census. Have stable cheap.
@InnkeeperBethlehem, Copy that. Apple Pay?
Time came for baby. Wrapped in swaddling clothes. #MangerNativity. A Son, my first.
Mine too! #Savior
Crazy night tending flocks. Angel appeared. Like, oh-so terrifying.
@ShepardsNFields, B not afraid. Great news. Joy. #Messiah. A sign. Check it out. #MangerNativity
Multitude of dittos! Glory 2 God. On earth peace. #Messiah
Visited #MangerNativity. OMG! Spread good word. #PeopleAmazed
Following bright star. King of the Jews?
@MagiEast, Report back after finding child. Want 2 C babe 2. #SecretlyPlotting
Worshiped newborn king F2F. Fab! Gold, frankincense, myrrh. #Jesus
@MagiEast, Where R U? FOMO
Warned in dream; definitely departing home different way. BFN
#Jesus My Son, love him. #WellPleased!
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