Shakespeare's Changeling

He was suddenly distracted by a soft moan from the other room, and peered through the doorway to find its source. He saw an old man lying on a couch by the window, laid out like a corpse. Wisps of gray hair billowed from his bald head across his pillow. Was this gaunt apparition the scribe who had once been so bloated with brag and bluster? The jeweled rings on his scrawny fingers confirmed it. Jonson recognized the gaudy trophies of Shaxper’s salad days when the impostor had flaunted them as symbols of his wealth and influence.

Given his condition, it was a miracle no one had stolen them.

Jonson rested the ladle against the kettle. He walked over to the couch and leaned down for a closer look. An angry voice shouted at him from behind.

“Who are you? I demand to know what you are doing here.”

“I-I’m Ben Jonson, sir,” he stammered, turning towards the doorway. “ I’m a playwright from London, and an old associate of William Shaxper’s, come to see him on a matter of the utmost importance. But if this is he, I’m afraid I may be too late.”

“Too late? What, is he dead?” The gentleman rushed to the couch and knelt beside it. He rummaged through his leather bag and produced a small mirror. He held it under the old man’s nose. The surface clouded with faint breath.

“Thank God, he’s alive. You had me very worried, sir. I’m Dr. John Hall, William Shaxper’s son-in-law. I recall his speaking of you, Jonson, and regret that my father-in-law cannot rise to greet you himself.”

If he did, he’d spit in my eye, Jonson thought. Instead he said, “The kitchen door was open, so I walked in.”

“We needn’t lock our doors in Stratford. It’s not like London. We don’t have any thieves. And I’m sure you haven’t come to steal anything, have you, Jonson?”

“Why, no. Certainly not,” the playwright replied, thinking of the yellow dog who’d raced off with its plunder; and on the subject of thieves, he asked, “How is Mr. Shaxper?”

“Sad to say my father-in-law is very ill. That’s why I insist that he must have absolute quiet and no visitors. I’m sorry, but I’m afraid I must ask you to leave.”

“But I’ve come all this way to speak with him.”

“Speak with him?” the doctor chuckled. “About what?”

“I want to prepare the Shake-speare plays for publication and I need his help.”

“Oh, that’s impossible. His days as a scribe are long past. He hasn’t enough strength to scrawl his name, let alone sit up and copy out that endless content.”

“Just give me a few moments to ask him if he knows where the original manuscripts are.”

“Let me understand – you want to publish a complete folio of Shake-speare plays, but you don’t know where the manuscripts are?”

“It does sound odd, doesn’t it?” Jonson blushed. “We can’t account for all of the plays – not yet, anyway. But your father-in-law’s recollections could be of great help to me in finding them.”

“I must say, he isn’t always coherent.” “Still, I’d like to speak with him.” “He won’t say much . . .”

“Perhaps. But at the very least I’d like to let him know that I came to Stratford out of respect to see him – for old times’ sake.”

“Don’t toy with me, sir. We all know how you feel about my father-in-law. He used to regale us at the dinner table with the most shocking stories about you, and I’m sure every detail was true.”

“No doubt,” Jonson grinned, “a true reflection of William Shaxper as the natural child of honesty.”

Hall completely missed Jonson’s double meaning. “Very well, you may speak to him,” the doctor concluded after a moment. “But don’t upset the poor man with any talk of the public theaters. His days for that promiscuous nonsense are over. I’ll have my man throw you out  if he hears even one foul note of discord between you. Do you understand?”

“Yes. I understand. I promise not to upset anyone.”

“My father-in-law is prone to hallucinations. You must choose your words carefully.”

“Yes, I’m a writer, I can do that. He’ll be fine. You’ll see.”

“I have other patients to look in on,” Hall said. “Go and have your little talk with my father-in-law, Jonson. See if you can get anything sensible out of him.”

“I will, Doctor, thank you. I’ll be Wisdom and Tact personified,     I swear.”

“Never swear in vain, Jonson,” Hall said. “I’ve heard that you possess neither of those qualities.”