I thought I was just making another Friday night commute home. I had no idea I was about to dance with the devil.
I stood in the subway station hoping my train would come soon. When I moved from the Ozarks for my new job at the Chicago Tribune, I learned something I really didn’t want to know. I discovered that urine smells different the longer it ages on the poles, cement, and benches of a public transit system. Also, I came to realize a revolting truth. The more people live in an area, the more disgusting they become. We never had public transportation anywhere I lived, so nothing prepared me for the stinking mass of humanity in a big city. Yuck. When I first moved here, I was afraid. These days I’m not so much afraid as disgusted.
Talking with someone would pass the time nicer than playing What’s That Smell. The woman standing next to me had the most amazingly sleek black hair wound into some fancy braid on top of her head. It wasn’t a normal one like you would do with a horse’s tail. I couldn’t help but stare and try to figure out how it was done. It looked like she pulled up a little bit of hair at a time and twisted it into some from another part of her head. Disgustingly thin, she wore Reeboks and an expensive-looking business suit, in typical Chicago commuter fashion. Her black leather purse had more bangles than a parade horse. Must be a designer bag. Probably helped hold her skinny self to the ground in the city’s famous gusts of wind.
I have no idea why decked-out horses came to mind with this woman. No, wait, I do. It’s because she reminds me of a high-spirited mare from when I was a young’un. Sass belonged to the Herschends, the family that owns half the town. I always desperately wanted to braid that horse’s tail. I couldn’t take my eyes off Sass when she pranced at festivals.
My hair, in stark contrast, had been blown every which way in the wind. It looked and felt like I went clear through a tornado and came out the other side a mess. I stuffed my unruly Chicago-blown tangle into the collar of my ski jacket. Maybe I should find out how to do my hair like Miss Fancy’s.
She must’ve noticed me staring. She cast a wary eye on me and sized me up from head to toe, as if memorizing my features for the police report she was going to make. Oh come on Miss Fancy, I can’t look that bad. Sure, my hair’s a mess, but I’m clean and dressed nicely. I’m obviously not a hobo. Better say something.
“Your hair is beautiful. Where did you have it styled?”
“I did it myself.” She backed up a step and fished a Vogue Magazine out of her bling bag. She pretended to read while keeping her eye on me. Now that was just plain rude. I should remember not to talk to people in the subway. And she would be reading Vogue, of all things. I didn’t think any normal person read such a pretentious publication, but, well, maybe she’s not all that normal.
I keep forgetting how people act here. Nobody talks to anyone they don’t know. That’s something else about Chicago. You can’t just talk to a stranger without them getting all suspicious. Back home everyone talks to everyone else whenever they want, and nobody thinks anything of it. You wave to people passing in cars, talk to everyone in the store, and visit with folks at other tables in restaurants whether you know them or not. That’s just how things are. Most folks in the Ozarks are friendly to anyone, and if they aren’t, you wonder if they ate lemons for breakfast.
I always get this way in the subway. If I were above ground and not on public transit, I’d feel much better about the city. There are some great parks, a terrific free zoo and terrific food, but I am definitely a fish out of water here. I doubt I’ll ever love big city living.
The rumble of an approaching train vibrated the tunnel. As it got closer, I felt it all through my body. Then a wall of sound overtook everything else as our ride whooshed into the station. Please be my train. Please, please, please. Travelers hurriedly folded their newspapers and stuffed them under their arms or into bags. They pushed closer to the platform edge, some elbowing others aside to gain the perfect position, predators ready to pounce as soon as the doors whooshed open.
The roar and gust of wind of the arriving train used to scare me half to death. I still don’t like it, but I’m used to it I guess. Okay, more used to it. I’ve faced down raging geese, angry roosters and mad bulls more than once, but my first experience of the approaching train was almost enough to make me head for the hills.
The wind of arrival blew back my hair and rocked me onto my heels. I’m a big girl, and I can only imagine the force it must create. Do the trains break the sound barrier? They sure seem like it. The metal monster’s mouths squealed open. It devoured commuters and spat others back out onto the platform. Not my train. Great. More time in the stinky station.
My cell phone vibrated. I looked down at the display. Julie, probably having another crying jag and wanting consolation. I sighed and answered.
“Kass, oh my…news…”
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