A big family secret was that our formal flagpole was topped with a makeshift finial. Instead of having a genuine finial, with a bald eagle clasping a sphere in its sharp talons or simply an inexpensive golden sphere itself, Dad had crowned our flagpole with a toilet float.
Toilet floats, sometimes called ballcocks—a word that made me and my big brother, Skippy, snicker like Buster and Rascal—are those spherical devices that float on the surface of the water in a toilet tank to let the flapper know what to do when you flush. Dad had bought a ballcock for seventy-five cents and let the twins paint it to match the pole. From afar, it looked just right—the straight pole; the red, white, and blue waving in the breeze; and the silvery-white round finial, all with a blue-sky backdrop—but from up close, and if you knew what you were looking for, you could make out the grooves on the painted ballcock and be reminded that it really belonged in a toilet.
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