Jack and George continued to laugh hysterically until they heard a familiar Brrring! The bell rang, signaling that class was about to start. George went to sit down in his seat. He was still talking to Jack when he was interrupted by a very loud “PPPHHHTT!” George froze in shock as the whole class turned around to look at him and started laughing.
“Butt! What did you do?” George whispered.
“It wasn’t me!” Butt exclaimed, flustered.
“What are you talking about, Butt?” said George, “We just made the biggest, most embarrassing fart in front of the whole class. How could you do this to me?”
“George, I’m telling you man, it wasn’t me,” Butt insisted. George stood up and looked down at his chair and saw what looked like a deflated balloon.
“What is this?” asked George, picking the thing up and showing it to Jack.
Jack, who was laughing hysterically, said, “Oh man, you’ve never seen a whoopie cushion before?”
George looked at him, confused, “No, what is this?”
“Watch,” said Jack. He grabbed the whoopie cushion from George, put it to his mouth and blew it up full of air, then put it back down on George’s chair.
“Do it again, George! Sit back down.”
“Why, what’s going to happen?” asked George.
“Just sit back down,” instructed Jack. Cautiously, George sat down. All of a sudden, he heard a long, loud, “PPPHHHTT!” The whole class laughed again. Jack wiped tears from his eyes, “I can’t believe you fell for that a second time!”
George groaned, “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.”
Butt was not amused. “Dude, that’s so uncool. First of all, this whoopie cushion thing is stealing my thunder, and second of all, I’m going to get blamed for something I didn’t even do!” he harrumphed.
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