The Dean's List

“For a smart girl, you’re so dumb. Sandra is a facilitator, not a Madame. This is a referral-only job. I referred you because I thought you might like the job as well as the money. You are intelligent, sexy, and funny as all get out. It’s a good combination. That’s what’s good for them. What’s good for you starts with the clientele. All the men are vetted. No records. Business leaders. Lots of disposable income. You don’t have to worry about your safety. Hell, I might even go as far as saying you wouldn’t have to worry about diseases, but there is never a guarantee with that. I wouldn’t ever go without a condom no matter what, no matter whom. You certainly won’t have to worry about getting stiffed.”

Her use of the word stiffed was hilarious. Wasn’t that what we were talking about? “I imagine I’m guaranteed to get stiffed.” A giggle bubbled up from my stomach. I couldn’t help myself. The whole situation was laced with humor.