Fashion Brands

We are every person’s favorite fashion brand,

We do anything to keep you as a loyal customer.

Even if the things we make and create aren’t for you,

The reality is, is if we have your money, we are happy.

Our CEOs can be racist and say derogatory things,

But we know that you’ll still continue to buy our products.

If you think we care completely about your opinions we really don’t,

As long as you continue to shop with us, we are happy.

So buy those expensive bags, the clothes, the jewelry,

Put things on layaway, charge it on your credit cards.

We’ll surely offer you one of our store cards to get for free,

Just so you can get something that you’ve always wanted.

Then we’ll be sure to get all of your personal information,

So we can send you catalogs in the mail whenever we have new products.

The goal for us is to keep you in control of always wanting something,

Most of the time we know our customers don’t need the things they buy.