“The World According to Doctrine” — Evil Recycles

“Bad Science” is more than just being wrong

As destructive and polluting moneymakers are finding less room to maneuver in an unraveling environment – politicians are faced with the paradigm of sustainable cronyism: how do you fix the problem without addressing it? This is where “bad science” becomes the good option – weighting the factors of cost and convenience; and building our houses of straw – or opting for miniature umbrellas; because they’re cheaper and easier to carry. With so many people living in low-lying coastal cities – you would think that rising oceans and strengthening hurricanes would effect a massive awakening – but instead; our planning is for sea barriers, elevating buildings, and evacuation scenarios. One sorcerer’s apprentice idea actually has us laying compressed air pipes under the ocean; to bubble up cold water and cool the waters that fuel hurricanes – but what about the ocean’s ecology? And what will we do as the oceans continue to heat up? – “from sea to bubbling sea.” And after all; worrying gives you wrinkles – and why fix the climate when our science claims they can build us domed cities? “Bad Science. Bad Science. Heel!”