I’m Doug from the inside out, and these books are a part, but just a part, of me.
I’m very independent in thought and action, so a conventional appearance is restful, protective, and a little amusing.
I like and respect people with very different views from my own.
The Rural Social Justice thread in these books is the armature that gives structure to pieces intended to provoke, inspire and feed the reader’s thinking and imagination.
Few people will read them; but it only takes one to make all the difference.
I’m not passing a torch — I’m just holding the door.
July 31, 2020
One good joke deserves another, and agricultural nutrient plans are about as useful "as a screen door in a submarine." Try out some of these nutrient plan jokes at your next barbecue [when the wind changes]:
Q: "How many nutrient plans does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "Forget it, they're useless."
Q: "What's brown and aqua and smells like bleach in a toilet?" A: "A nutrient spill in your swimming pool."
Q: "What did the nutrient plan say to the impaired lake?" A: "It's only a plan."
Q: "Why is a nutrient plan like a politician?" A: "They both make promises they know they won't fulfill."
Nutrient Plans are the only solution for agricultural pollution that factory farmers and politicians offer to the rural community. This 35 page book overflowing with derisive humor shows how much respect the rural community has for them.