No Fear!

“I’ve worked in the field of climatology for all my adult life, and yes…” She saw some looks coming from the non-believers in the room. She pointed them out, and said, “Listen with an open mind. We typically track weather conditions over a period of 30 years, and then we compare the data to history.”

“For God’s sake, woman. What the hell does that have to do with headless bodies?” He looked around at the other people, “Come on, folks. We’ve got a couple of dead druggies landing in front of our hotel. I for one don’t feel like waiting to get caught in their crossfire. I’m taking my wife and kids out of here today if we can get a flight. And here we sit listening to this Danish woman, I guess that’s where you’re from, lady, giving us an Al Gore lesson.”

“Sir, I applaud you on recognizing where I am from, but other than that, you are talking like an idiot. Have you noticed the storms we’ve had here each night? Do I have to tell you that it doesn’t typically rain here from November through June? All I am saying is that there is something very odd going on here. That’s all.”