Who doesn't love sex and cupcakes? Certainly not Darla Manners the much-loved agony aunt for Lush! magazine whose 'Dear Darla' advice on sex and relationships is sought after by women across the country. Why then can't Darla sort out her own life? Why is she still obsessed with losing weight despite 30 or so years of failing to budge it? Is she ever going to get her 'career' out of this shallow industry. And how on earth did she let herself fall so madly in lust with an old school mate who's now a famous hospital soap star? Will Darla figure out the secret to being happy and does it really have anything to do with the size of her thighs?