What happens to things lost in the Internet? Where do those lost emails go? And just what are they doing wherever it is that they went? The Secret Lives of Emails chronicles the adventures of Emal, a lost email. Naked, friendless, and mostly clueless, Emal wants to find his way home. But in his way stand miles of tubes full of things that seem intent on killing him. He'll need to battle trolls, avoid the lolcats, and try not to get deleted, while also taking down corporations and saving Net Neutrality. And he really wouldn't mind making a friend in the process. Will he answer the ultimate question . . . Is the Internet made of cats? Under the influence of Douglas Adams and Jasper Fforde, A.J. Ramsey brings the world of the Internet alive. The adventures will continue with book two in the very near future. Or the past. Depending on if H.G. Wells gets his way.